Lammergeier: A bearded vulture that lives in
Europe, Africa, India and Tibet.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
You're going to need more than that to foil my sitting
plans! Nice try, though.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Uh oh... I'd better stick around a little longer.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
|Sure, that seems like a|
|That shit is a trap. I can tell.|
|Why can't you be more like|
"Sfrozen" and start with 'S'?!
Monday, July 5, 2010
"Really? You stood in line for threehours to
have me sign your Big Book of Basketball?"
Monday, May 31, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Any chance my Magic Sherpa came
early and dressed me like this so I
could one day form my own religious
faction and have this be the symbol?
This girl's Sherpa was asked to leave shortly after this
Are you here to provide me with
creative writing advice? Or are
you going to try to convince me I
should be committing genocide
of some sort
Monday, April 19, 2010
|This transaction couldn't be|
more awkward, could it?
|Yeah. Just chug it, that'll blend right in.|
They will have trouble identifying the prices because they are just a number with no cents next to them or dollar sign. This person will also make at least three comments on how many meals at Jack in the Box they could get for the price of one appetizer. They will order based solely off of the prices once they identify where they are located on the menu. They may even ask for a “value menu” or a “children’s menu.” There’s a decent chance that there is one attempt at sending an order back asking for it to be “Super-sized.” There is a significantly higher chance that they at least think hard about stealing the silverware, justifying it by claiming their meal was outrageously priced. This person will pay, tip low, and consider actually skipping out on the check before deciding to just work overtime all next week to make up for it. But a little less overtime if they make off with a knife…